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I’ve had enough of covering all the protests and rallies in Moscow over the past few weeks (with still more to come) in the freezing cold and took the opportunity to do something else in the cold I’ve never done…
I’m calling in all those promises, debts and dreams that were given an abrupt answer of “When Hell freezes over!” that I’ve heard ever since childhood. It’s finally happened!
My job as a correspon- dent puts me in some really wild scenarios. Take for instance boldly taking a swim in a river when it’s 10 degrees Fahrenheit…
Russia is finally starting to crawl back to work after almost two weeks of rough binging and doing nothing else. The holiday season is rough on everyone and not just expats…
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I don’t want to get sappy, but we have lost a lot of big names this year. People who were always in the news and on television, people that we followed their every step practically. They’ve all faded from our lives in 2011…
Usually at around Christmas time you tend to see people “caring and sharing.” However in many large cities this aspect sometimes takes a back seat. This morning on my way to work I saw an outlandish example of Russian “pofigism” in Moscow…
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All right enough already! The Russians have destroyed every single weekend this month for me. Why can’t they schedule all their protests during the week so I can have a break?
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Elections and democracy are somewhat unique in Russia and I thought I’d take a few moments and simplify the overall picture and create something like “an outline for dummies.”
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There seems to be a lot of sputtering, backfiring and smoke in the air here in Moscow right before the upcoming parliamentary elections scheduled for this Sunday, but the engine seems to be giving enough steam to make the machine move forward…
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I don’t ever hand out any loose change to beggars of any form on the streets or subways. It’s not because I’m greedy or poor myself, it’s because I would be openly supporting organized crime…
Being a journalist and an overall nice guy (blush), I get to meet lots of people from all levels and from different countries.
I’ve been able to say that for more than 45 years, but alas, no longer. I got my first cavity and had to go to the dentist to have it taken care of. Dentists are scary enough for the average person, but I had to go to a Russian dentist and open wide….
What seemed like a normal Sunday morning actually turned out to have a great twist to it with several appropriate titles: Apocalypse Now!, A Wrinkle in Time, Back to the Future!, as well as the soundtrack to the late-1970s-early-1980s cult film The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Let’s Do the Time Warp Again!...
Russians have a strange fear of throwing toilet paper in the toilet, but everything else can be flushed down the pipes with no concerns whatsoever…
Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad the little old Russian ladies, known as a babushka in Russian, are still employed in some places that don’t require much physical labor, but the jobs they have are quite unnecessary….
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All good things must come to an end and that especially includes vacations. I’m back in chilly Moscow where it’s about 45 degrees Fahrenheit and wearing a warm leather jacket instead of shorts and a t-shirt where it was 85F. Changes, changes, changes…
Throughout the world the Americans have the unfortunate stereotype of being the noisiest and most obnoxious of nationalities. This is predominantly a stereotype because the Americans can't hold a candle to the Spaniards or Brits....
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That’s right! I’m getting the Hell out of Dodge and going for a fantastic vacation in Spain. Trust me, I’ve earned it and it gives me a break from all those Russians…well almost…
Just to clear up what a Gastarbeiter is, it’s a foreign worker in Russia. The Russians borrowed the word from the Germans and it usually pertains to foreign workers from the former Soviet republics, but I consider myself a Gastarbeiter as well since I have to go through the same paperwork as they do to work here…
Russian drivers aren’t really big on bumper stickers and you will see very few; however, on most rear windows you can see both official and unofficial stickers warning of imminent danger…

I’m like a strange breed, somewhat of a mutt, or better yet a liger, a mix of a lion and tiger…I’ve lived in Russia since 1994 and have been somewhat sucked into the Russian culture but still grasp onto some of my home roots in the U.S. I hope to share with you my life experiences as an expat who has survived in the cold land of bears, and especially in the concrete jungle of Moscow.