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It’s been a depressing kind of week, so I want to take some time to talk about a new video game which offers up some impressive new ways of killing people - and by that I mean, of course, “The Darkness II.”
I hate Valentine’s Day. This wasn’t always the case - I used to think of it as a good excuse to drink wine and receive useless, pretty gifts - but then I grew up. Now I dread this yearly celebration of the Romance Industrial Complex every year - and am always glad when it’s over.
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If you work in Russian media, you treat the phrase “British scientists” as a kind of joke - because there is so much research that’s constantly being attributed to “British scientists” out there that it’s hard to keep track of what’s fact and what’s fiction.
Hurray! Awesome! Way to go! J.K. Rowling has totally predicted the future! We have invisibility cloaks now! Well... sort of.
As far as intelligence technology goes, Britain’s infamous spy rock remains a bit of a letdown - despite the fact that it has been confirmed to be genuine after all.
Last year, Russian Internet users got a little sick of Jimmy Wales, the founder of Wikipedia - his face with its searing gaze, used on banner ads asking for donations to Wikipedia, became an amusing meme.
The head of Roskomos, Vladimir Popovkin, has insinuated that the embarrassing failure of Phobos-Grunt (which I wrote about earlier) could be attributed to a shadowy plot of some kind. “I don’t want to blame anyone, but there are powerful means of affecting [the performance] of spacecraft out there,” Popovkin told Izvestia. “We cannot discount the possibility that they were used.
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It’s official - Russia’s magazine Science and Life (Nauka i Zhizn) has named Orion the prettiest winter constellation, in a move that’s obviously meant to encourage more young people to spring for that telescope and take a look at the night sky.
One of the things that annoys me each and every holiday season is the amount of entitled whining that goes on after the kids open their presents and decide that the color of the gadget that mommy and daddy bought them this time clashes with the color of the sports car mommy and daddy bought them last time.
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As this December’s protests clearly demonstrated, anger is in season in Russia. But when taking a break from shouting slogans in the cold, most people still have to lead lives of sorts - which is why, I suppose, every other person seems to be playing Angry Birds.
As far as names for stellar bodies go, Phobos is only marginally better than Uranus. At least Uranus we giggled over in the fifth grade. In Ancient Greece, no one giggled over Phobos. Phobos meant business. He was the personification of terror itself.
November 2011 saw the release of various highly anticipated video games - but the biggest of them all is Skyrim, an RPG from Bethesda and the reason yours truly desperately needs a new TV.

Girls, the stereotype decrees, are allergic to science and technology. But as a card-carrying member of the smarter sex who wears the scars from school playground "anti-nerd" bullies like a badge of honor, I'm here to tell you that myths like that are being consigned to the "delete" file of history faster than you can say... neutrinos. In this space you'll hear from me about discoveries and gadgets, breakthroughs in theory and applications in practice, about The World of The Geek in Russia and Beyond as she, and he, steadily inherit the earth.
Natalia Antonova is the deputy editor of The Moscow News.